succ-my-pandas-dick:

snotferret:

teamnowalls:

somebody sign Walter NOW. give him a GRAMMY.

My fucking lungs can’t with this

slimetony:

As insolvent and un-advertiser friendly as Tumblr is I don’t really think Tumblr is going to just up and shut down. It’s just going to gradually become even buggier and buggier and nothing will get fixed and it’s just going to wring out the usebase like water from a damp towel. It’s probably going to be more like the internet version of visiting a Sears any time in the past five years

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

das-asoziale-netzwerk:

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

mygayassshenanigans:

chewpoe:

SHE DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEES she did

phantoms-lair:

celticpyro:

rainbowdogma:

stimman3000:

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roomba.

he monch

@arthurtristankingsmen

salty-blue-mage:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

dasha-loses-it:

c-bassmeow:

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

straight people ARE stinky

wig!

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me: i’m sure plenty of people burst into tears when someone is nice to them

my therapist: